WOOFIE QUESTION OF THE WEEK...
Why are they called stairs inside but steps
outside?
QUOTABLE QUOTES
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
-
Albert Camus
Everything that can be invented has already been
invented.
- Charles H. Duell,
Director of the U.S. Patent
Office, 1899
The
person who is not hungry says that the coconut
has a hard shell.
-
African Tribal Saying
Speak in anger and you'll give the
greatest speech you'll ever regret.
- Anonymous |
COOL THOUGHT
Caring...
WISE WORDS
On
the Plains of Hesitation, Lie the bleached bones
of countless thousands, who on the threshold of
success stopped to rest.. and while resting died
-
Anonymous
SHORT STORY
THE
GREATEST HITTER
-
Author Unknown
A
little boy was overheard talking to himself as
he strutted through the backyard, wearing his
baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. "I'm the
greatest hitter in the world," he announced.
Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at
it, and missed.
"Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up
the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest
hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into
the air. When it came down he swung again and
missed. "Strike Two!" he cried out.
The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat
and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and
rubbed them together. He straightened his cap
and said once more, "I'm the greatest hitter in
the world!" Again he tossed the ball up in the
air and swung at it. He missed. "Strike Three!"
"Wow!" he exclaimed... "I'm the greatest pitcher
in the world!"
Your attitude determines how circumstances
impact your life. The little boy's circumstances
hadn't changed, but his optimistic attitude
prompted him to give an encouraging meaning to
what had happened.
What difficult time are you going through right
now? Can you do something to change it? If you
can, don't wait another day... make the needed
changes. If you can't change the circumstance,
however, change your attitude... you'll discover
that circumstances won't have the last word. The
world is so constructed that if you wish to
enjoy its pleasures, you must also endure its
pains. Like it or not, you cannot have one
without the other. Success is not measured by
what you accomplish. It's measured by the
opposition you encounter and the courage with
which you maintain your struggle against the
odds. You'll find all things are difficult
before they are easy. The greater your
obstacles, the more glory in overcoming them.
So, make up your mind before you start that
sacrifice is part of the package. You've got to
go through the negative before you get to the
positive. The highway to success is a toll road.
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE...
Slurping up a bowl of your favorite soup and
then getting another ...
POEM OF THE WEEK
Beautiful Soup
by Lewis Carroll
Beautiful Soup, so rich and green,
Waiting in a hot tureen!
Who for such dainties would not stoop?
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
Beau-ootiful Soo-oop!
Beau-ootiful Soo-oop!
Soo-oop of the e-e-evening,
Beautiful, beautiful Soup!
Beautiful Soup! Who cares for fish,
Game, or any other dish?
Who would not give all else for two
Pennyworth only of Beautiful Soup?
Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup?
Beau-ootiful Soo-oop!
Beau-ootiful Soo-oop!
Soo-oop of the e-e-evening,
Beautiful, beauti-ful Soup!
FOR THE CHILD IN ALL OF US
Child's View
Q. What did the
beach say when the tide came in?
A.
Long time no sea!
Tongue Twister
(read out loud)
A skunk sat on a
stump.
The stump thought the skunk stunk.
The skunk thought the stump stunk .
What stunk the skunk or the stump?
- Author
Unknown